Choosing a medical aid solution is often a confusing exercise. Everyone wants the best cover and most comprehensive benefits for their money.

So who do you choose? How do you navigate your way through the minefield of choices? To be honest, I’ve not got a clue.

But it would appear that there are few guys who may have an idea; four male patients at a private care home in Britain convinced their nurses to take them to a strip club.

“Among the stiletto-wearing girls waiting for them was pink-haired Mimi from Paris, who works under the name of Snowflake, tattooed Cherry and former topless model Linsey Dawn Mckenzie.

And, in what was clearly a successful night out, they were treated to individual dances, games on the roulette table and free drinks.

Among the men was 54-year-old Stephen Pitt. Mr Pitt, originally from Reading, said: ‘The girls were very nice - we all had a lap dance individually. I’d like to go again.’ “

Yes Mr Pitt -  I’m sure you would…

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In other not-quite-news developments - News24 reports: “Man tries to have sex with bench”

I kid you not.

“Doctors said the 42-year-old was lucky to still have a penis after the embarrassing incident, reported in lurid detail by several Chinese-language papers.“

I don’t even want to make a joke about that.

Oh, and some woman gave birth to crockery - I don’t want to make a joke about that either…but someone already has.