The other day, I was chatting to someone about premature ejaculation*.
I said to him, “You know, men’s health clinics have come a long way. You could probably get treatment for that”
He replied, “What? Are you crazy? I’m a project manager. Cumming early means completing a project on-time and under-budget. I get paid extra for that”
And then he broke out in song:
*No. Not really. I just wanted to try work this rather lame intro into the post.
That’s not funny. It can happen to anyone. It doesn’t mean you’re a freak or anything.