We reveal the real reason the LHC has broken down.

This unexclusive photo provides photograhic evidence of the role played by none other than Half Life’s Gordon Freeman.

Finally evidence that little people really exist. Video evidence.

Check out these time-lapsed videos of really really small people. It appears they live down-under.

Under what exactly I don’t know but they’re so small they could probably fit under lots of things.

Last night, Fifa and South Africa’s World Cup LOC unveiled the official 2010 World Cup mascot. It’s called Zakumi…and it freaks me the fuck out. The marketing geniuses behind the concept are quick to tell us how clever the concept is: The first two letters of Zakumi are the country’s initials in Afrikaans – one [...]

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I’m glad the mainstream media has brought these pressing issues to my attention. I feel better for knowing what’s happening in the world around me.