Show him your genitals
I have long bemoaned the fact that modern rap is a poor imitation of the protest poetry of a bygone hip-hop era.
That was before I came across this little gem, which has restored my faith in humanity and sprouted the green shoots of hope where before lie only the bitches and hos of bass-beaten despair.
The song, titled “Show me your genitals”, is performed by upcoming artist Jon Lajoie.
Spiders on Drugs
Thought drugs were harmless? Check out this video for the truth about the dangers of drug use.
The Lonely Island Debut – So good you might just jizz in your pants
The other day, I was chatting to someone about premature ejaculation*.
I said to him, “You know, men’s health clinics have come a long way. You could probably get treatment for that”
He replied, “What? Are you crazy? I’m a project manager. Cumming early means completing a project on-time and under-budget. I get paid extra for that”
And then he broke out in song:
*No. Not really. I just wanted to try work this rather lame intro into the post.
The Real Reason the Large Hadron Collider is Broken
We reveal the real reason the LHC has broken down.
This unexclusive photo provide photograhic evidence of the role played by none other than Half Life’s Gordon Freeman.
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Breaking News: Large Hadron Collider causes split in the ANC
It has come to my attention that the political events unfolding before our very eyes are the work of a counterrevolutionary 3rd force.
The large hadron collider, having been switched on not a month ago, seems to have created a counterrevolution, running counter to our revolution. A collision between our own zunami and this 3rd force has created a blackhole in the fabric of political unity and caused a split in the ANC.
On a more serious note, no-one seems to have noticed that the LHC broke down shortly after being fired up for the first time. So, the giant contraption that cost something like R70 billion to build, breaks down because of shoddy workmanship?
And we are supposed to trust these guys when they say, “Don’t worry. These black holes are nothing to worry about. We’re confident they won’t swallow up all the matter and destroy the world.”
Anyway, it’s broken for now so I guess that means the world won’t end this month.
Unless of course the blackhole that is the split in the ANC swallows up the entire political landscape, destroying democracy and all the cute little idealist fallacies that go along with it.
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How to Choose a Medical Aid Solution That Meets Your Needs
Choosing a medical aid solution is often a confusing exercise. Everyone wants the best cover and most comprehensive benefits for their money.
So who do you choose? How do you navigate your way through the minefield of choices? To be honest, I’ve not got a clue.
But it would appear that there are few guys who may have an idea; four male patients at a private care home in Britain convinced their nurses to take them to a strip club.
“Among the stiletto-wearing girls waiting for them was pink-haired Mimi from Paris, who works under the name of Snowflake, tattooed Cherry and former topless model Linsey Dawn Mckenzie.
And, in what was clearly a successful night out, they were treated to individual dances, games on the roulette table and free drinks.
Among the men was 54-year-old Stephen Pitt. Mr Pitt, originally from Reading, said: ‘The girls were very nice – we all had a lap dance individually. I’d like to go again.’ “
Yes Mr Pitt - I’m sure you would…
In other not-quite-news developments – News24 reports: “Man tries to have sex with bench”
I kid you not.
“Doctors said the 42-year-old was lucky to still have a penis after the embarrassing incident, reported in lurid detail by several Chinese-language papers.“
I don’t even want to make a joke about that.
Oh, and some woman gave birth to crockery – I don’t want to make a joke about that either…but someone already has.
Robber gets just reward – some say he had it coming
As a big fan of Fark.com, I’m always on the lookout for eye-catching headlines:
Just found this absolute gem on new24 – “Ballerina beats off hijacker”
Click for article imageCome again?
No wonder crime is on the rise…