We reveal the real reason the LHC has broken down.

This unexclusive photo provides photograhic evidence of the role played by none other than Half Life’s Gordon Freeman.

The large hadron collider, having been switched on not a month ago, seems to have created a political black hole.

A collision between the metaphysical JZ particle and some obscure political phenomenon known as the “Terror,” has created a blackhole in the fabric of political unity and caused a split in the ANC.

Simply because the Large Hadron Collider is so very large, and also because it may cause the world to cease to exist, and because it may provide the answer to the question of everything (I half-expect it to spit out 42), and because I feel guilty about not posting on this blog often enough, I’ve decided to give the LHC a second post.

It was feared that the Large Hadron Collider would cause the world to end today. If you’re reading this those fears were probably unfounded.

If you’ve heard the brouhaha but not had a clue what it’s all about, this video might just educate you.