Show him your genitals
I have long bemoaned the fact that modern rap is a poor imitation of the protest poetry of a bygone hip-hop era.
That was before I came across this little gem, which has restored my faith in humanity and sprouted the green shoots of hope where before lie only the bitches and hos of bass-beaten despair.
The song, titled “Show me your genitals”, is performed by upcoming artist Jon Lajoie.
The Lonely Island Debut – So good you might just jizz in your pants
The other day, I was chatting to someone about premature ejaculation*.
I said to him, “You know, men’s health clinics have come a long way. You could probably get treatment for that”
He replied, “What? Are you crazy? I’m a project manager. Cumming early means completing a project on-time and under-budget. I get paid extra for that”
And then he broke out in song:
*No. Not really. I just wanted to try work this rather lame intro into the post.