Not Quite News - Stripclub therapy, park bench sex (with..not on) and the birth of china (crockery, not the country)

I’m glad the mainstream media has brought these pressing issues to my attention. I feel better for knowing what’s happening in the world around me.

Always on the lookout for catchy headlines, I spotted a snicker-worthy gem on new24 earlier today.

There was no way I could write a funnier headline than the one they used…

The hegemony of the intelligent will continue to go unchallenged until we turn the forces of consistent reasoning upon itself.

In the pursuit of moral consistency and “enlightenment,” we must be unwavering in our commitment to protect from bias and bigotry the human qualities bestowed upon some people and not others.

More and more often i find myself having to check whether it’s 1 April when reading the news.
Once again, today’s coverage on News24 does not disappoint - I present to you today’s top 2 list of “are you shittin’ me?” new’s stories:

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