Show him your genitals
I have long bemoaned the fact that modern rap is a poor imitation of the protest poetry of a bygone hip-hop era.
That was before I came across this little gem, which has restored my faith in humanity and sprouted the green shoots of hope where before lie only the bitches and hos of bass-beaten despair.
The song, titled “Show me your genitals”, is performed by upcoming artist Jon Lajoie.
Geek Rap II – The Large Hadron Hip Hop Collider
One of my first posts was the SEO rap video – finally a worthy follow-up emerges:
The Large Hadron Collider Rap is suprisingly rich on phact – highly hedjukashinal.
The geek-rap phenomenon gathers pace…
While on the subject of the machine designed to cause 800 000 000 collisions per second at 99.99999999991% the speed of light (so it’s a bit like the local minibus taxi industry except with fewer passengers), I can’t help but feel that the doomsday paranoia is somewhat premature. They’ve only just switched the thing on.
The first collisions will only happen somewhere around the 21st October – PANIC postponed until further notice.