Twitter is a social networking and microblogging service that allows you to send short text messages to other users who have elected to share in your banality. For example, now you can tell everyone that you’re about to take a dump or that your ingrown toenail just doesn’t want to heal. This real-time information sharing technology is unlike anything we’ve seen since humans last actually spoke to each other.

How does Twitter spam work?

The twitter spam business plan has 3 phases. - Phase 1: Follow tweeple; Phase 2:??; Phase 3: PROFIT!

Read on to reveal the mystery behind those question marks…